posted 03-09-2000 08:24 PM         

I had a wonderous dream. In my dream I took all my knowledge of chemistry gained from being a chemical engineering major, and combined with St. Worlocks wonderful teachings I began along the road to sweet, sweet honey.

This is what I did in my dream.

I began a habit of taking long showers at night (25 to 40 minutes), folowed by an hour or two in the tub (with the bathroom door locked. There is ALWAYS an adult home at my house).

When I drempt that I had assembled all proper materials for an E/Rp/I reaction and purification, I broke the proceedure down into 5 2 hour to 2.5 hour steps.

With a shower running in my dream, (cold water of course to keep humidity down) the fan on, the white backboard on the mirror and the camera running, and with a towel under the door and a wet towel on hand for safety, I began step one.

Lo and behold, my pill extraction worked! (I used an A/B, after which I used a solubility extraction to remove Trip. from my E., to avoid any smurf effects from Trip. and I.) I recieved a blessing surely sent by St. Worlock of an %88 return of expected E. weight from the pills!

The next part of my dream, was wonderous as well. Purifying Iodine from tincture by sublimation worked like a charm the next night of my dream.

The following night of my dream, my own personal triumph of RedP from a dozzen model rocket engines from the hobby shop was delicious. It was as if the gods smiled at me with an oh so easy 30 grams of RP for only 15 bucks, and no questions. (I only dreamed about 13 grams of E, so no prob)

The fourth night of my dream was the real fun, and I prayed to St. Worlock for many an hour before hand.

I had my pure products ready and commenced my forth night of dreaming. I filled the sink with veeerrryyy hot water, and the toilett nearby is full of cold. (I made sure to flush.) I placed my 13 grams of E mixed homogenously with 16 grams of I in a flask I had temporarily (liberated) from the school lab. (I claimed it was shattered, and paid for it.)

The reaction started off slow in my dream, so I placed it in the hot water sink, which seemed to kick it back into gear. The Pushpull on the counter started working, and I thought to myself (g, self, St. Worlock provides plentiful bounty.) The second pushpull tank had it's happy little tube down the drain of the tub, with the happy little shower running.

I sat back to wait. I changed the tape in the video camera. After about 75 minutes, I got a big WOOOSH! in my pushpull, and I thanked St. Worlock again for the sign he had sent to me.

I put it all away in my dream for the fifth night.

The fifth night of my dream was, ironically, smooth as a dream with the A/B. I was awwwweeeddd by the pile of powder I saw before me. 11.5 grams! Out of 15 grams of E in the Pills I started with! HAZA the Great St. Worlock! It was the sweetest honey I ever tasted, even though I was sound asleep.

The lab cleaned, the tape edited into MPEG format (5 frames a sec, 24 minutes) and the honey safely stored away in airtight deepfreezer in the garage land, I went to sleep in my dream.

Wow, I thought to myself upon waking, what a dream! (I felt two little nubs on my back, and realized that they were tiny little wings.) Or was it? I hope I never wake up from this dream. I ran to the Hive to register as a NewBee, and to write this story. It has been 12 hours now since I woke up, and I only have two questions. One, Please oh please St. Worlock, can I have your approval? And two, WHERE CAN I POST MY VIDEO?!? It dosn't show me, or have sound, but it has text in black boxes, and it is wonderous.

NewBee Pyros, Comming out message concluded.

posted 03-10-2000 12:46 AM         

That is latin for DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!

I just immagined that my happy NewBee honey, so sweet to the taste, hit the pipe and, although as spinny happy as any honey this bee has had EVER! It turned as BLUE AS A SMURFS ASS!

I come to the conclusion that although I was VERY successfull in my magic happy dream, I failed to remove the TRIPROLODINE! ARGH!

I shall search, search, and search again of course, but first I believe that I will CLEAN THE HOUSE SKETCH! HEHEHEHE.

I guess Smurf honey is ok, (only 5% smurfed or so cuz 2.5 mg to 60 mg in pills) But this NewBee wants purity.

Oh well.

Later, and thanks again to the great St. Worlock.

posted 03-10-2000 12:56 AM         

I thought that I was being a good NewBee, and my very first day I was assaulted by a senior member of this very prestigious hive.

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hey_man
Pimp Master posted 03-10-2000 12:06 AM
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I have been a student of the hive for many long months now
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Shut the fuck up, your fucking user name says you just registered today, and had you been here months you'd know which forums were for what discussions and you'd also know that the one thing I fucking hate more than anything is fucking newbies saying they've been around since forever.

Wrong forum wanker, get it right or we're coming after your family to impregnate them with my genes, after all, I've decided I'm going to begin breeding my own race.

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my post was not clear on this point. I realized shortly after finding the hive that all questions I could have asked were already answered for me if I only chose to search them out. I did not see a reason to.... No, I felt it not appropriate to join the hive untill I had gained my wings, so I did not register as a member untill yesterday. I do not know why hey_man became so offended, but... nevermind. I am just pissed off tweaker man now, and I don't want to be impolite.

I leave you with a quote from my orrigional post that I thought made everything clear.

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I ran to the Hive to register as a NewBee, and to write this story
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You don't have to be a memeber of the hive to read it.

Oh well.

Bye for now. Will immagine some more happy smurfs and get happy once again.

posted 03-10-2000 08:32 AM         

Not to mention having enough common sense to tape the whole affair, Clever.
Five frames a second, your one tough cookie, that would make me toss up my lunch.

You never got off the blocks kid.
Never heard the starters gun.
Only 51 cards short of full deck.
But hey, it keeps us amused. sorta

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WHERE CAN I POST MY VIDEO?!? It dosn't show me, or have sound, but it has text in black boxes, and it is wonderous.

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posted 03-10-2000 02:36 PM         

I forgot to put in my adherence to the strictest safety proceedures.

I have a clear plastic tarp cut into a box, with the edges duct taped shut. It is air tight. Two holes are cut into it with plastic kitchen cleaning gloves taped onto them.

This allows me to work in a fume free environment, and also to prevent combustion in the case of an accident by filling the enclosure with helium from a tank.

This is all shown in my movie, which I will be posting as soon as I can find somewhere to put it.

Also, I personally wear pants, lab coat, gloves, face mask, and have an air tank on hand (Also shown in the movie), in case I have a spill and need to stay in the room due to people outside while I clean up and air out.

About my RP. Goto a hobby shop and ask if they make there own model rocket engines. The one I goto in my dreams is in a happy little town near to me called Diamond Bar.

If they do find out how they do it. The one I goto uses a plug of RP with some elmers glue to hold it togeather as the ignition for the starter, and is an 'F' size engine. (3 bucks each)

To speed up my evaporations so they fit into my limited time periods I place my glass bowl of solution in a beef jerky dehydrator and it dries fast as fast can be with little heat. (Run a glass of water after to get rid of the smell.)

My dream was beautiful and safe, and I gained my wings in a well ordered and documented proceedure on video. Comming soon, an mpeg to answer every WannaBee's possible questions on the E/I/Rp reaction.

posted 03-10-2000 04:10 PM         

If you cannot find engines such as these, the extraction is not worth it. (although there is Rp in there if you are desperate, and have alot of time to get it out.)

posted 03-11-2000 09:13 PM         

I know, that sounds pathetic, but hey, it's free. I'll feel lame after I graduate if I am still here.

I don't care about noise to much, because I run the shower, as I do almost every night, and the exhaust fan, which is pretty noisy. I did not spill anything, or expose anything to air in my first dream, so the bathroom dosn't smell and is not colored.

And I wait untill my parents are obviously in the other room settled down, and I immagine taking my previously prepared suitcase straight across the hall to the bathroom. (Big house, if properly prepared no risk of getting caught getting matterials into or out of bathroom.) After done, suitcase packed, and walk across the hall and slide under the bed.

The next night is prepared quickly and the suitcase is prepared to move into bathroom about 3 hours before I go in.

Don't have to leave for something I forgot, because if you are stupid enough to not prepare sufficiently, you shouldn't be dreaming.

Sure, I may be pathetic, but it works for me, without incident on my whole first dream.

posted 03-11-2000 09:18 PM         

The man behind the counter was happy to tell me exactly how he made them, and I realized that if he used a large plug of RP running into the engine as an ignition with only alittle amount of elmers glue holding it togeather, I would not have to bother with the risk of a chem supply for my first dream.

All one has to do is read the hive and follow the simple advice found all over it of REASEARCH REASEARCH REASEARCH before you try anything.

posted 03-11-2000 11:54 PM         

Wanna sell some rocket engines? I used to teach model rocketry to gradeschoolers when I was in preschool.

aquagirl@operamail.com

Due to the feds snagging my RedP, I'm having to experiment with EDA, and probably hydrogenation next.

posted 03-11-2000 11:56 PM         

I ain't that smart! lol

I meant junior high.

posted 03-14-2000 02:33 PM         

Two days ago, while driving around with some friends and my best friend(my gofer), we were pulled over by the cops.

My gofer acted like a moron, and the cops searched the car.

In the trunk was found 120 grams worth of sudo-e in pills, and 150 1 ounce bottles of iodine tinc.

I didn't know he had it.

ARGH!

We were all taken in on conspiracy, and he was charged with possession. (moron)

Luckily, he is a very cool moron, and stated that it was all his and the rest of us knew nothing about it. They let us go, but kept him.

So all evidence (if there can be evidence from mere dreams) is destroyed and erased, including my first dream video.

Sorry NewBees.

posted 03-15-2000 10:33 AM         

I would think that crushing with motar and pestle then adding H2O, shake, let settle and decant off gak would work. But, then again, Cecil B. Pyros probably has a method he could share.

posted 03-15-2000 02:18 PM         

Cecil B.?

posted 03-15-2000 03:52 PM         

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Cecil B.?

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Ah, come here little fella (gives him a noogie)I forgot, this is the MTV generation. Don't they have Film Appreciation 101 at your institution of higher learning?

ZB